Apple will eat your babies!!!
There's nothing cuter/scarier than turning your baby into an ipod. A site called ipopmybaby(obviously to avoid lawsuits) has created baby clothes that have the well-known ipod dial on them. It may seem wrong to some of you, but it's really just getting your child ready for the future when their shirts will probably be able to surf the web and send them penis enlargment pill promotion deals wherever they go.