Love Potion Number 9.2
Gee, I wonder if this product will sell? It's apparently been banned in several countries, but this "aphrodisiac soda" is going to be sold in the good ol' US of A. The fact that there is a guy and a girl going at it on the front of the can guarantees that millions of teenage boys will undoubtedly be buying it. The fact that it's called a "love drink" guarantees that sleezy dudes will too. "Hey baby, you, me, and some love potion?"